Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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