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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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