Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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