so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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