I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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