When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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