why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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