doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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