I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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