your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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