Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize