idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hippo gnu deer
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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