Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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