We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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