found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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