They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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