I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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