batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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