ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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