Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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