Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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