i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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