ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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