Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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