i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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