You just made me feel so damn special
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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