he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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