i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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