I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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