so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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