ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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