I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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