I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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