Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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