I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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