i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
