Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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