i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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