it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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