This girl is more easily done than said...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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