Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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