Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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