i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
