its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
