well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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