No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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