You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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