...so i touched it.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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