After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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