Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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