like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Damn victory sex feels great
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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