would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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